Rick Riordan: *makes a character gay*

Some fans: oh god this is trash, it ruined the entire series.

Rick riordan: oh I’m sorry let me fix that.
*creates a new series with a bisexual main character featuring a gay couple*

Some fans: Are you kidding me!? I’m not even going to read this series, Im going to read this other one. The first book seems harmless.

Rick Riordan: *Writes second book and reveals main character is pansexual as well as writes in a trans character.*

Some fans: … ಠ_ಠ

Rick Riordan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯